Total Medals Earned: 264 (From 59 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,490 Points
Medals Earned: 16/16 (565/565 points)
Finish the game with all tasks completed
Complete the game
Eliminate all the Cum Men
Press F
Press C
Get shit on by a bird
Tread in shit
Glass someone
Destroy all the CCTV cameras
Ride the bus
Blow up baby Jesus
Play the game during December.
Send Mazza to bi' wi' ahh Di, Jade Goody and the angles
Collect all the dog treats
Knock a bird shit out of the sky with a glass.
Knock two bird shits out of the sky.
Medals Earned: 14/16 (80/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 1/20 (25/500 points)
Unlock Pico
Unlock Phil
Unlock Captain
Unlock Josh
Unlock Cordelia
Unlock Henry
Unlock Tricky
Unlock Ellie
Unlock Johny
Unlock Chibi Knight
Unlock Kerrigan
Unlock Girlfriend
Unlock King
Unlock The Boogley
Unlock Rogue Soul
Unlock Nene
Unlock Smiley
Unlock Shotgun Man
Unlock Goat
Unlock Chocolateman
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Play NG Stars
Medals Earned: 3/11 (25/230 points)
You got your first critical hit! that's so cool!
Damn dude, that's rough
You gaved old man sal 100 bucks! That's... kinda nice
Man, you are one bad boyfriend
WeLp, ThErE gOeS mY hEaRiNg AiD
AAAA I CAN SEE THE LIGHT (literally)
Boi, how the heck did you even get this
Bruh
Man those pits sure are deadly amr?
Damn i'm impressed you've beaten THAT difficulty
GAWD DAMN, I'M SPEECHLESS
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/275 points)
Finish tutorial
Unlock the Challenge Area
Complete all challenges
Eat every fly
Win in under 10:00
Win in under 5:00
Medals Earned: 5/18 (25/360 points)
Begin the game.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Medals Earned: 8/9 (150/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Get a secret ending...
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Medals Earned: 6/6 (40/40 points)
You looked at the credits, yay!
Ahhh, that's better
You flushed the kings pee
Medals Earned: 4/28 (30/500 points)
Play Pengu Saves Christmas!
Eat 80+ treats in a single level.
Beat all 12 levels and save Christmas!
Find and bring 1 star to the exit.
Find and bring 3 stars to the exit.
Find and bring 6 stars to the exit.
Find and bring 9 stars to the exit.
Find and bring every star to the exit.
( o ) v ( o )
Finish a level with 0 treats.
Beat a level in less than 10 seconds.
Achieve a stupid amount of horizontal speed.
Beat a level without sliding once.
Don't touch the ground for three seconds.
Die 10 times on a single level.
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